Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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