Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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