Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How external is "for external use only"?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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