I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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