Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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