She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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