Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
