oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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