half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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