Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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