I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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