I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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