You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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