Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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