brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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