you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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