She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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