I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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