He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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