I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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