did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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