Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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