If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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