Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dear god my vagina.
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