the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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