Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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