What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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