in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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