Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
third nipple confirmed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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