I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up under a house in Key West
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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