you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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