I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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