Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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