woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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