so that wasnt chicken after all
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
