i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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