Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
A+ Viking dick
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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