do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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