Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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