mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just blew my weed a kiss
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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