1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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