Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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