S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm both gender and math confused
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