And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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