Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Randomize
