dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
operation have a gay friend backfired
worst night to have a conscience
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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