I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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