I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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