love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
