I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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