Sponge bath it is.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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