Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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